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I literally feel like piece of crap

— 1 hour ago

I hate going to work because some customers can really masks your day but the majority can make your feel like a worthless piece of shit. They don’t think that you are simply doing your job. They don’t think that you’ve been there since 6am and literally already worked idk 7 hours already. Just because you paid £2.40 to go swimming doesn’t mean you own the whole fucking swimming pool.

— 1 hour ago
kimkardashian-hollywood:

A branch of the American government got caught playing this game on Twitter. This game is an epidemic.

kimkardashian-hollywood:

A branch of the American government got caught playing this game on Twitter. This game is an epidemic.

(via punkgoesbridget)

— 1 hour ago with 5759 notes

definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

image

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— 1 hour ago with 15380 notes

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

(via enter--name--here)

— 5 hours ago with 38556 notes

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via enter--name--here)

— 5 hours ago with 492134 notes
mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants
unless you pee out of your foot

mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants

unless you pee out of your foot

(Source: vanillish, via enter--name--here)

— 5 hours ago with 149204 notes
realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

(Source: brokegifs, via onlylolgifs)

— 6 hours ago with 25173 notes
ruinedchildhood:


 twerking while driving.

ruinedchildhood:

 twerking while driving.

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— 6 hours ago with 102090 notes